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SUPERCOMPUTER: what it sounded like before you bought it.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don’t add up.
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
To err is human–and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.
The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.

The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
A thunderstorm is God’s way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
After growing wildly for years, the field of computing appears to be reaching its infancy.
Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
95% on content and the computer language remains the same.
A computer shall not waste your time or require you to do more work than is strictly necessary.
At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.
Bill Gates is the pope of the personal computer industry. He decides who’s going to build.

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